Sunday, April 22, 2012

Bingo!

And let the game commence! 5… 14… 21… Would you please stop staring at me! 32… Would you please stop! Look I heard that this was the only place in the universe where my zeons of studying numbers 17… would fully pay off. And how do you humans repay my life’s training? 46… you sit and stare at me during the final tournament. Really? Are you just trying to get me to lose! If you are it is working, you are throwing me off my game. 50... And you are barely paying attention to what you are doing! It almost seems to me like you only play this game for fun! You do? Ugh, that is insulting! I have trained for six of your pitiful generations under Untureu himself and he has taught me all there will ever b – 23… ever be about the numbers of the universe. I know every single number system from the Milky Way Galaxy to the tip of the universe (which your scientist might want to know, is still expanding) and 42… so now I am ready to put my life’s work to use. What? You want me to leave! I am being too serious? How very rude of you! I am very serious about winning this game. It is the difference between life and death for me. Where I come from numbers have all the power 15… and so are not to be thrown around lightly, and if the numbers line up to win then my planet will survive! And you ask me to leave?!? Humans are the rudest race I have ever met! 49… Actually that is not entirely true, the people of Saturn were very rude and insisted that I looked like a large ant! Can you believe it? What is an ant by the way?... 34… Bingo!!! ... You are still staring at me…

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1 comment:

  1. Love the stream-of-consciousness approach. Creative and fun! I like how you stretch yourself.

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