Chocolate

Did you know that I have a fish that does tricks? He is a goldfish that can go through hoops. My sister taught him. She is an annoying person who believes that the world lives off of cornflakes, and insists that the entire household should eat only them. And to make matters worse she will not allow us to eat the frosted cornflakes either! Which reminds me, I’m hungry. Maybe I should go downstairs and eat some cornflakes. No… maybe I will go down and get my secret stash of chocolate. I like chocolate, especially the Belgian kind, which is very rare here on Saturn. My aunt insists that Earth’s only secret weapon is chocolate. Which might make sense… I don’t know, I am not really the history or present day politics person. I like my chocolate to be crispy and I like to hear the *snap* when I bite into it. I also love the way the chocolate melts in my mouth. There can be nothing better than… cornflakes!!! Sorry, my sister was reading over my shoulder so I had to insist that I liked cornflakes. On the other hand, today I got to go to town with my mother and buy new clothing, which I hated because I don’t like shopping at all. But while I was in the store I met my old friend from Mars! She was very excited to see me! She was the one who gave me this chocolate! Which is very good, just the way I like it! Tomorrow I get to go to the dinosaur museum on Pluto to meet her. And I am going to tell her all about my fish from Earth! It will be fun. The exhibit on dinosaurs is new. I went last year and saw the one on canines (which are dogs, by the way). This time though I want to get a real souvenir. The only time I got a really good souvenir was when the exhibit on fish was there five years ago, which is when I got my fish! Did you know that my fish does tricks?

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